oh hey it rendered
I tried to use a new brush and wanted to get that painted style (I dunno what it’s called)
Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed
as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker
yall, living in current time: *compares yourself to anime characters or some other dumb shit*
me, living in 2060: you see this rock? it is me
gemsona
fuck you. fuck you fuck you. fuck y
Spider plant, spider plant
Does some things that spiders can’t.
Clones itself in a pot
Makes the air fresh when it’s not.
I’m… gonna steal this spider plant.
Spider plant, spider plant.
Friendly cubicle spider plant.
Kinda like Fieri’s hair
But takes formaldehyde from the air.
Look out, i stole a spider plant.